Our Story

From a small space station kitchen to the galaxy's favorite bakery

Our Beginning

Foghorn Baking Company was founded over three star-cycles ago by the eccentric culinary visionary Baron Foghorn, a flamboyant ex-galactic cartographer who gave up mapmaking to pursue his true passion: interstellar sweets. After crash-landing on a sugar-rich planet that would later be named Fondant Prime, the Baron discovered a rare mineral compound that, when mixed with stardust and egg whites, produced the galaxy’s first zero-gravity soufflé.

From humble beginnings—a single nutrient processor powered by solar flares—Foghorn Baking Company grew into a household name across the stars. The Baron's philosophy? “A pie in every cockpit, a cake in every cargo hold.” His bold marketing campaigns (including the famous “Frost the Atlas” initiative) made baked goods common chatter among long-haul traders and smugglers alike.

Now headquartered in the brûlée-colored citadel of Confection Hall on Fondant Prime, the company distributes cakes, pies, tarts, and mystery confections to space-stations, moon colonies, and planetary settlements across the sector. Rumors say Baron Foghorn can be found daily walking the corridors of Confection Hall, clad in a white chef’s coat and moonboots, perfecting a recipe for a cake that can bend time.

Our Mission

"To create desserts that transcend the boundaries of traditional baking, bringing joy and wonder to beings across the galaxy."

Our Cosmic Team

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Baron Foghorn

Founder & Head Chef

The flamboyant ex-galactic cartographer who gave up mapmaking to pursue his true passion: interstellar sweets.

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Ludo

Head of Flavor Innovation

From the distant planet Xorbulon, Ludo brings alien flavor combinations that are literally out of this world.

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Robots 1-7

Precision Bakers

Our AI bakers who can measure ingredients to the nanogram and bake with mathematical perfection every time. Please be nice to the AIs.

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Dr. Teeth

Head of Security & Travel

Our eccentric and potentially dangerous keeper of safety. Visitation by appointment only.

Fun Facts

420

Bases served by our bakeries

3M

Cosmic cakes baked yearly

187

Unique flavor combinations

12

Intergalactic awards won

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